April 30, 2009

I'M NOT A JEW...

...BUT IF I WAS

CHICKEN TITTIES!! NEVER RUNS OUT

NOT ONLY IS THIS NOTEWORTHY BUT IT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE MY WORST NIGHTMARE

April 26, 2009

TWEET TWEET

HIT THE PARK CON SOME SNITCHES THE OTHER DAYTHE KID THINKS HE CAN FISH... HE CAN'T
TWITTER THESE NUTS

HEADED TO MARYLAND MANANA FOR MANCATION... STAY TUNED

JUST AIN'T RIGHT

MOVED OUT TODAYSHIT JUST AIN'T RIGHT

April 21, 2009

STRICTLY FOR THE LO HEADS


"WHEN I DIE, BURY ME WITH THE LO ON"

THE PINNACLE OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON'S CAREER


"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY PLANE!"-Samuel L. Jackson

April 20, 2009

FRESH CLIPSE

CLIPSE FEATURING KANYE. GET IT HERE

MUSTACHE MONDAYS!!

A SWEET 'STACHE IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE

TODAY

U KNOW BIG SEAN


BIG SEAN'S MIXTAPE IS PRETTY VICIOUS. GET IT HERE

April 18, 2009

PILE UP

CAROLINE WAS NOT AMUSEDSWIMMIN IN WOMEN WIT THEY OWN CONDOMINIUMS
CT LOVE... CREEPY LOVE FROM MEATLOAF THOUGH
STANDARD
BACON WAS ALL OVER SEMPLEFEST
WHY NOT MAKE PARMESAN NOODLES AT 2AM?

FIRE


NOW THAT'S HOW YOU LET THE BEAT BUILD BIIIITCH

COTTON, A SOFT & BREATHABLE TEXTILE


ZOOEY DESCHANEL HAS SOLD ME ON THE BENEFITS OF COTTON.

FEELIN IT

KINDA WEIRD BUT IT'S STILL FIRE

1 for 5, 5 for 20

ONE OF MY TOP 10 FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IS GROCERY SHOP. REAL RAP.
BEAVER EYES SOME ASPARAGUS SPEARSATE THIS EVERYDAY IN ITALY. OVERDOSE.
PERFECT PRODUCT PLACEMENT... WTF.
Y'ALL KNOW HIS NAME.

April 16, 2009

RONALDO IS A SNITCH

BUT HE'S GOT A FUCKIN CANNON FOOT. I DON'T USUALLY POST SPORTS SHIT ON HERE BUT THIS SHOT IS TITTIES AND DESERVES A WATCH.
UPDATE: SOME FUCKING BITCHES REMOVED THE VIDEO BECAUSE THEY SUCK.

April 14, 2009

April 13, 2009

THIS SHIT BLOWS

THE GREATEST ANNOUNCER IN SPORTS HISTORY, HARRY KALAS, PASSED AWAY TODAY. MY SUMMERS WONT BE THE SAME. "WATCH THIS BABY OUTTA HERE!!" -Harry Kallas, Boss

April 12, 2009

HAPPY EASTER!!

WAIT WHATS THAT? OH SHIT, IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN VELOCIRAPTOR JESUS
...AND IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY THESE GUYS EXPLAIN IT...

April 11, 2009

YOU'VE GOT A NICE ASS

I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THIS IS BUT I AM SURE THAT IT IS PERFECT AND COULD IN NO WAY BE IMPROVED. FACT.

April 10, 2009

MARK GORMLEY IS MY HERO

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW MANY CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS THIS DUDE WRITES A MONTH. PROBABLY IN THE THOUSANDS.

April 9, 2009

CACAINE!!

EVERYONE IS DOING IT

April 8, 2009

SPIKE JONZE IS ON SOME SHIT


STILL CANT GET OVER HOW AWESOME WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE LOOKS THOUGH. IF YOU MISSED IT PEEP IT HERE

GC IS PISSED

MY MAN GARY IS PISSED ABOUT HIS NEW MOVIE.

ME AND GC ON DA BLOCK

April 7, 2009

GERMANY --> STILL A LITTLE OFF

GERMANS ARE INTO HELLA WEIRD SHIT

TRYNA GO TO HARDEE'S?

April 4, 2009

STAY CLASSY PITTSBURGH

CLICK TO ENLARGE. WTF.

April 3, 2009

NEW SACHA BARON COHEN

BREATHE STRETCH SHAKE

HE LURES YOU IN...THEN DROPS THE OL' PANTS. HE'S CRAFTY LADIES, WATCH OUT.
CHICKEN TITTIES!!
MODEL CHICK
BREADSTICKS IS TWO WORDS. WHO KNEW.

SO DISGUSTED

Seriously WTF!?!?

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