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ANOTHER SFA FROM MILOSH. HE CALLS THIS ONE "FORTUNE FAVORS THE BULL". GET A TASTE

This past Friday a couple of project classes had trainings that ended which put a bunch of volunteers hanging out in Teguc on Friday night. A group of like 8 of us went out dancing at this spot called habia una vez which is like 3 blocks from the office so getting there was a simple walk.

Shit was pretty poppin, they played some like house salsa or some weird shit i wiggled a little on the dance floor. Only thing is volunteers for the most part are lame and i had told my homie whose a dj that I'd meet him at this other spot like 10 blocks away. So I left w my one v*lunteer friend whose cool but might be a virgin, and another kid who I had never had a real conversation w but felt weirded out by people wearing home made stylized clothes and wanted to go somewhere fancier. We took a cab but once we got there, I couldn't find my boy and he wasn't answering his phone! Pissed off I was like "fuck! Fuck! We're wasting the meat of the night we must get back as fast as possible" so so we disembarked powerwalking thru the windy teguc streets and actually make it back in like 20 min.

But I was still irked by the wasted journey, and time which required dancing w this skinny white girl volunteer to calm my nerves. I dicked around, holla'd at some other jains, got some numbers. At this point I was feeling pretty satisfied w my desireability and wasn't opposed when the group of v*lunteers wanted to head out, especially cause the spot was about to close, and my dj homie ended up appearing. The hotels we were staying at were like 4 and 6 blocks from the bar we were at, so a pleasant evening stroll was in order right? Well according to the stats teguc is extremely dangerous so some of the volunteers were like "Meatloaf, are you gonna walk? we're thinking about catching a cab" I was like "na fuck that we just walked all far from Los Preceres shit was sriait, im walkin back. Cab prices at night are too high." they were like, there is a lot of us... than this doofy but genuine v*lunteer kid was like "fortune favors the bull, lets do it. As soon as we turned the first corner we were greeted by intrusive but kind words from a small tranny. we all shrugged them off and kept walking. strait down a dark, narrow and windy street was the quickest route the the hotel where half the kids were staying but we turned left down the larger better lit cross street. upon seeing this the small kind tranny yelled "hay peligro por alla(there's danger in that direction)" but we were like fuck it better than strait.

then about half way down the block I was like "i feel perfectly safe! I im sure we'll all be fine... well actually im sure i'll be fine, i dont know bout rest of you." Then, I saw a pair of tits floating in the shadows across the street; we all turned our attention in that direction only to hear a raspy voice and see a solid tranny frame accompany the tits onto the street and towards our direction. we all kept walking and figured we would ignore and pass this tranny like the last one. but it continued so fervently as to make me pick up pace and chime to the flock of conspicuous marks "no straglers." And then, a cab pulled up in the opposite direction. as everyone stopped the tranny stepped into the streetlight on our side walk, where we saw a huge gleaming machete in its hand! At this point i thought "I need to increase the distance between me and this machete" and did so with three quick strides into the street. I made eye contact with my favorite other volunteer as she got into the cap safely, and then watched the tranny grab from behind some nut ass cav's-basketball-t-shirt-and-ballin-shorts-wearin-out-to-the-bar ginger kid by the shoulder and raise the machete. the kid wrigled into the cab as fast as he could to which the tranny responded by slashing at the back of the cab as it pulled off. Apparently furious, the cab driver did a doughnut intending to rectify the damage to his car w the tranny, but persuaded by a load of frenzied gringos he continued on to the their destinations.

Once the cab arrived back at the hotel every one was talking about how crazy it was and how they're never walking again and always taking cabs. I was like "man that wasnt shit," and they kept bitching and i was like "if you all had never slowed down to get the cab the tranny never would have caught us and it would have ben no big deal." as they continued to go on and on about the danger they just faced, i thought wait a minute, if i contunue to play this down, it'll become a boring story when i tell it. Trannys are just a part of the night when going out in Hondo.

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