MUSTACHE MONDAYS!!

MUSTACHE MONDAYS NOW FEATURING INTERVIEWS. THIS WEEK JUAN DAVIS.

ME: SO JOHN, DO YOU REMEMBER THE ALAMO?
JOHN: EVERYDAY... EVERYDAY
ME: HAVE YOU OR ANYONE YOU'VE EVER SLEPT WITH BEEN WITH A MAN?
JOHN: LAST TIME, WAIT, WHAT? NO.
ME: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A GYPSY?
JOHN: YES. (Editors Note: Eww)
ME: SO TELL US ABOUT THE STACHE...
JOHN: I INITIALLY GREW IT AS PART OF A BEARD BUT WENT FULL STACHE WHILE IN FRANCE. MY SISTER NAMED IT CHESTER THE MOLESTER.
ME: FOLLOW UP... ARE YOU A MOLESTER?
JOHN: DEFINE MOLESTER...
ME: YEAH.... SO DO YOU KNOW ANY COMMIES?
JOHN: YES
ME: ARE YOU A COMMIE?
JOHN: I'VE DABBLED

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, JOHN DAVIS IS A FUCKING COMMUNIST. EVERYONE SHOULD PROBABLY REPORT HIM AND HELP SAVE AMURRICA!!