STORIES FROM ABROAD!!

NEW SEGMENT STARTING TODAY CALLED STORIES FROM ABROAD. CHICKEN TITTIES' GOT PEOPLE ALL OVER THE GLOBE DOIN' ALL SORTS OF ILL SHIT. WE HOPE TO SHARE SOME OF THEIR EXPERIENCES. GET A TASTE!!

FROM MEATLOAF IN HONDURAS. ENJOY!!

"ok heres something for the family audience,

last month we had the two week long town fair which consisted of activities all day and one to 3 stages at night in the central park w bands and music and what not. one popular form of dance here is called the punta which originated from the black people on hondurases north coast and is fast booty shaking puntuated by agressive thrusts. the song "metelo... sacalo..., metelo, sacalo, metelosacalometelosacalo(put it in, take it out...)" sums it up well.

one night was like usual w the band dancing and singing, and then eventually inviting members of the crowd up to participate. first a girl went up and she danced by herself, then they called a dude up to dance with her and then some other combos, then a dance off with the crowd voting for the best which is also the most freak nasty and sensual. all this is normal. But then, the band was like, "now lets get the kids up here!!!" so this skinny little 12 year old girl goes up and starts w all this stripper like booty shakin and the crowd goes wild. and then they get like an 11 yr old boy up there and the crowd goes even more wild. AND THEN they kick the little boy to the side, and the chubby like 30 yr old band guy starts getting all up on the little girl on stage! like picking one leg up and shit and just ramming her from behind. then another fat band dude gets in from the front! and the crowd loved this.

This whole time i was mackin on this chick mind you playing my sensitivity for the well being of the children to my full advantage, and at this point i was like this is disgusting lets go to the other stage which is hip hop oriented. And just as we get there the band is doing the SAME THING w little kids! So i was like ya`ll mufuckas is nasty, no wonder why theres all these teen pregnancies and your economy sucks.

then after the shorty i was talkin to bounced, i took this groupie 20 yr old who jumped on my nuts pa´ la casa (back to the crib) where i pleasure and pained my way through a toothy ass blow job. everythings third world down here."

REAL FUCKING RAP.